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When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently stroke your red rocket behind them until you shoot your hot yogurt in their hair without getting caught.
The wife was pissed cause I wouldn't leave her alone while she read. So I acted like I left to give her some space. Just as she was comfortable and focused I gave her the ol' Sticky Librarian!
A comedic way to say a lesbian.
Hey dude did you go out that cute librarian yet ?
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.
JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."
A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.
I gave my girlfriend the dirty librarian last night while she was reading
When you violently finish into her throat and proceed to shush her
Robbert pulled a librarian on his girlfriend last night
A person that can identify any type of pill in any form w/o the use/help of any pictures, books, pill-identifier or Google...
I showed a friend a pill that I had found & was just curious what it was , but since she was a {pharmaceutical librarian} she of all ppl would know what it was, just by color & the imprinted numbers. She also told me how many mg's it was & possible side effects.