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Cocaine.
-This is urban dictionary, not wikipedia.. everyone knows who Lindsay Lohan is..
I got that white girl, that lindsay lohan, and all you gotta do is ask lindsay lohan, and if you like that blow, then gurl i blow mines... im fresh outa christina but i got that britney spears.. ya dig? I got that white lady so im dirvin ms daisy and 2 grand flat getcha four and a baby. - lil wayne, white girl remix
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Just a fucking cunt! That's it!
Losers say, "Ooooh look, its Lindsay Lohan and her gal pals running across the red carpet at the MTV awards."
Normal People say, "Whore alert! I hope nobody slips on that cunts snail trail."
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A dyke.
Jenna: Who's that dyke?
Brian: It's Lindsay Lohan.
Jenna: Oh.
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Started off as a totally hot, big boobed actress with an amazing perfect figure and what looked like talent. Then went Britney Spears on our asses and decided to drive like a manic, snort coke, and turn into a walking skeleton with bleached hair in the shade of 'fresh skank'.
Decided to become lesbian with Sam Ronson and let's face it could have had someone much hotter. As Eminem would say 'Samantha's a 2, you're practically a 10'.
Also has a sister called Ali who is a less hot yet cleaner looking version of Lindsay.
Hopefully she will clean up her act, ditch the skank hair and eat some food.
Dave: Amy from High School used to be so hot.
Andy: Yeah I heard she got hooked on heroin.
Dave: Shame, she's such a Lindsay Lohan now.
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Liam: Hey Charles, who is a fat lesbian shit?
Charles: Lindsay Lohan.
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A shot:
Readheaded Slut with a splash of Coke
Can I get a Lindsay Lohan?
A what?
A Readheaded Slut with a splah of Coke.
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A "Shirley Temple" with vodka.
Bartender, may I have a Lindsay Lohan cocktail?
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