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Liquid Carpenter

This is another name for paintable caulk that lousy carpenters use to cover their mistakes. Typically used when the workman does not know how to miter wood so the joints are tight and no cracks are visible. Or, if the guy who installed your sheet rock walls cut the holes too big for the outlets so he puts on the wall plates and caulks the gaps.

You actually paid someone to install those windows? That douche must have used 10 tubes of liquid carpenter. What a shitty job! The guy who put that molding up should have his fingers cut off. Look at all the liquid carpenter he used to fill the gaps.

by bobby ga noote April 23, 2013


Liquid Chris

so much of a fucking legend he doesn't even have a definition, Liquid Chris was one of the biggest trolls of Chris chan (AKA Solid Chris, who was a manchild on the internet who wanted to get desperately laid but always failed) where instead of making fun of him for being a manchild on the internet like other trolls, he posed as "the real chris chan" with his impression of him, and did everything he did but better. calling out chris chan's insecurities, causing him to get VERY quickly angry, one day they held a constest called " The Singstar challenge" where they fought with music, ended up with liquid winning. Liquid went on to become a cancer researcher, while Solid went to jail, and has recently become popular due to the infamous fnf mod along with the rumor of chris chan escaping prison.

if you dont know who chris chan is, search it up, its a HUGE rabbit hole.

"Would the REAL chris chan use a fake mic?"
"Liquid Chris is the KING of trolling"

by Flour_The_Flowey September 1, 2022


liquid pissed

When your level of emotional aggitation has reached a level at which simply saying "pissed" is no longer indicative of your state of mind.

"I was so liquid pissed today in class that I had to punch a hole in the wall when I left."

by popculturejon July 17, 2006


Nocturnal liquidation

When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.

I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.

by Almighty Money Folk July 4, 2016


Liquid bomb

A particularly liquidy diarrhea shit that contains corn or peanut shrapnel. Tends to burn Mr. Starfish due to high acid content in shit liquid.

This morning I destroyed my toilet with a liquid bomb.

by hawke4me July 14, 2015


Liquid Snake

Search all you want, you will never find a more badass villain anywhere. Liquid is also one of the most brilliant characters ever created with an IQ exceeding 200. He will show you this throughout Metal Gear Solid, which is considered as one of the best games ever released.

"How does it feel, brother?" - Liquid Snake
"Don't call me your brother! I'm not your brother!" - Solid Snake

"SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!" - Liquid (best onomatopeia of all time)

by Siegfried November 27, 2004

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liquid explosion

1. (noun) Term describing an intense, feverish, violent ejaculation. Used in more formal contexts, as opposed to milk blast.

Just the thought of naked, sweaty, young aliens caused Tom Cruise to have a liquid explosion.

by bromojo August 27, 2006

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