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Someone who is literally of every race imaginable. White, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Middle Eastern. It originates from the cocktail of the same name.
Unfortunately it can be used as a derogatory term and some people might not take it well.
Wow he sure does look nice. I wonder what he is?
He could be half white half black I don’t know.
He has evey feature of every race it’s hard to tell.
He’s probably a Long Island most likely.
He looks like a great friend!
The act of ordering two breakfast meals when at a restaurant.
There are too many delicious options on this breakfast menu. I think I’m going to pull the long Islander and order two meals.
Most expensive, cold(figuratively), and unfriendly place on Earth. I mean if you're walking around VERY RARELY anyone says "Hello" or "Hi" to you. If you try to say hello people cry "sexual harassment." Driving here especially in the summer near the Hamptons, expect to get into an accident because people drive like they had 30 cups of coffee, plus a hit of crack. Finally houses here are really expensive, a piece of shit 4 room shack would cost you $500,000+. So if you're looking for a nice inexpensive place with friendly people to live, stay the fuck away from Long Island, or New York for that matter, try the rest of the United States or even the world.
In my 17 3/4 years on Long Island, I always wanted to get the fuck outta here, or kill myself, or both.
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People who often attend upstate schools yet brag about how great long island is and how much it sucks at the school/city they are attending. Daddy buys them everything and anything.
Signs of someone from LI:
Girls wear head bands, cut off sweat pants, uggs or flip flops, sweatshirts, and rarely shower. UNLESS they are going out... then it can be 10 degrees and they have barely any clothes on.
Guys = assholes.
Most likely in a fraternity or sorority.
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A hopeless little island. People are always depressed and in a rush. In most areas, and in most cases, it's the fucking boonies. The education system here is horrible, and a little one-bedroom apartment is through the fucking roof.
Long Island is a miserable little hell-hole that is roughly an hour or so away from the greatest city in the world. Definitely one of the worst places to live in the world, considering that you're only an hour away from the greatest city in the world.
Long Island sucks. EXAMPLE(S): Little Johnny goes to school miserable, and then comes home with alcoholic and needle injecting parents that nag about the lawn. People fighting with thick accents about the quickest way to get to Subway, and ugly 40-year old girls who think they're cute for hitting on a 22 year old.
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Okay, Long Island pretty much sucks. I lived there my whole life in Roosevelt & Hempstead. These are the only two towns where anything even happens. And i've been to just about everywhere. LONG ISLAND SUCKS!!!!! Who would wanna live here when the Greatest city on earth is right next to it. It just sucks get over it. Minus Hempstead & roosevelt, nothing even happens here. Move to Manhattan, Queens, Bronx, or Brooklyn. I wouldn't recommend
Staten Island, but if it's between Staten Island or Long Island, definatley pack your bags and head over to NYC.
NYC Kid: Wow mom, so this is Long Island. I'm gonna go try to associate with the kids.
LI Kids: Woah!!!!! Oh My God!!!, did you see that. That was apsolutley incredible!!! Wow!!!!
NYC Kid: What!!! What!!!!?
LI Kids: That slug moved 0.5 miles per hour faster than it did before!!
NYC Kid: I'm outta here
There is nothing to do, and trust me, kids are really amazed with things like this here because there is nothing to do!!! parents, don't punish your kids by making them live in the suburbs anymore, just go to NYC. I'm so glad I finally moved to Queens Long Island CITY. It's so much better.
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White-Landia
A place where people cannot drive, and people dont realize that there is an entire state attached to the island.
Also, a place in-which, massive waffle shaped suburbs have been created after a mass housing project after WWII.
Today, longs Island is in habbited by Guedos and Jewish people or a mixture of both. The kids that call themselves "italian" are about as Italian as the other 13 generations that came before they did, in lamens terms, not at all, Futher more it is a land that does not believe in making their children work for their car, phone, school or anything that they own. and everyone and their 13 year old daughter smokes.
Finnally, it is a place in which people never migrate out of after High school, and white kids dress like they are strait out of compton.
I was walking down the street of long Island and some 11 year kid said "Yo, sup my nigga wha......" and he was hit by a girl in a hoda civic with tinted window wearing sunglasses talking on her cell phone while smoking all while rinning a red light. God I hate long Island
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