vet lungs

When somebody's been smoking for a while and they develop strong lungs to avoid coughing.

Nathan: *hits blunt very hard*
Lawan: "Dang bro how are you not coughing?"
Nathan: "I've got vet lungs."

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Glitter Lung

a condition of the lungs which occurs from over-exposure to mass amounts of glitter resulting in difficulty breathing, shortness of breath and coughing. technically referred to as "pneumosparkliosis"

I can't come to work today because I helped my daughter with her art project last night and I've contracted glitter lung.

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leather lungs

The ability to handle large inhalations of cannabis smoke without coughing. Also applies to other drugs that are commonly smoked, though cannabis in particular can be pretty harsh for inexperienced smokers.

Noob smoker: How the hell can you take such huge hits, Barry?

Barry: I been smoking cigs and weed for so long, the smoke just doesn't bother me anymore. It's like I have leather lungs, you know?

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Artists' Lung

1. Like black lung or white lung except not. More fruity even.

2. Aquired after gratuitous inhalation of pastel dust one very lonely Saturday morning. Side effects include sneezing in technocolored prismatic.

Me: Doctor, am I dying?
Doc: No, but you have an acute case of Artists' lung. Your RESPIRATORY system has been gayed up with rainbow and you may experience coughing and sneezing. The latter may be tainted with magic.

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Bacon Lung

a colloquial term for the H1N1 Flu (Swine Flu).

Make sure you wash your hands so you don't catch the bacon lung!

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lung cheese

noun- slang term describing excessive mucus production, sputum or phlegm typical of lower respiratory infections (e.g. bronchitis)

"Damn I've been coughing up lung cheese for a week since I smoked that stress!"

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Lung Hammers

These are very large breasts: usually a D-cup or a Double D-cup.

Check out the lung hammers on her!

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