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IKEA Luxury

Buildings or developments advertised as "luxury" and are nice and modern by appearance, yet are actually made cheaply or of poor quality materials. Often offered for overpriced rents with plenty of additional fees.

Guy: "Man I hate my apartment."
Gal: "Why? It looks so nice!"
Guy: "Yeah but everything breaks so easily, it's just Ikea luxury."

by colevonrich July 13, 2022


Luxury Cock

A rich man's lipid penis; a rich man's fat cock.

X: "I heard Z's got a Luxury Cock."
Y: "What the fuck is a 'Luxury Cock'?"

by BLZ_SK May 10, 2021


lapping in the lap of luxury

Cunnilingus. Eating a woman out. Licking pussy.

Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.

by Cobaltsteve November 2, 2020


Luxury Shame

The feeling a wealthy person unaffected by the recession has for still being able to buy whatever the hell they want while most of the world is teetering on the brink of utter poverty.

"I felt luxury shame for lusting to purchase a $100,000+ Hermes handbag but simply couldn't bear the burden of what my less fortunate friends would think of me."

by Jezebel's Baby December 1, 2008


Luxury Fashion

To show others you can pay more for something to look like everyone else that paid more for the same thing.

My cousin is broke because he follows luxury fashion trends.

by HumanNatureGuy August 5, 2024


Luxury Splitter

A roadie three way.

Did you hear about Dave when he was touring with that band? He nearly got kicked off the tour for having a luxury splitter with the lighting guy a local rigger in the singer's dressing room!

by Wonderhill March 20, 2023


luxury bones

Another word for teeth, since they are not covered by your regular health insurance (like every other part of your body is) and instead you must have a "dental insurance" policy specific to them to continue enjoying them. Hence, luxury bones.

According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying

by Pic889 June 18, 2022