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1. The second baddest Jedi in the galaxy(after Yoda, of course)
2. An unwilling participant in a huge Padawan sexual abuse scandal).
1. This party's over!
2. I would just like to say that this council will not tolerate any sexual deviancy regarding our Jedi Knight's!!
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A silly look made on one's face, usually when addressed by another person. The face appears contorted, as if reaching for comprehension just above him.
Named for a professional in a smaller Canadian city.
Did you see the mace face Jeff gave me when I asked him for some time off?
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Mace Windu is known for his skills with a lightsaber. He was the Master of the Order until the Battle of Geonosis where after he gave the title to Yoda was a Korun which species are completely force sensitive. Mace Windu was killed by newly discovered Darth Sidious thanks to the young Anakin Skywalker. In which cut off Windus arm and left an opening for Sidious to use force lightning to throw him out of his office window and onto the city streets.
Mace Windu is basicly the only black guy in Star Wars and the only Jedi to wield a purple lightsaber.
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when you ejaculate into a persons mouth or face, and accidentally miss and get it in the persons eyes and they become unable to see.
john- "dude i was going to cum all in jenny's mouth but i missed and got her right in the eye! she couldn't even see."
bill-"aww sweet! you totally man maced her!"
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Adjective and intransitive verb: A regular mace is an incident in which 2 people are involved in a theft, and one person steals an item belonging to the second person. However, if the person responsible then proclaims loudly and confidently: "Fair mace!!", then the theft is allowed under a verbal contract and renders dispute, or argument, irrelevant and impossible.
Matt: *walks out with Joel's furniture*
Joel: "Oi you bellend, thats my couch!"
Matt: *Points finger confidently* - "Fair Mace!!!"
Joel: "Aw shucks, you got me! Take it away then."
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A turd that spans from edge to edge of the toilet and isn’t touching the water. The mace portion of the definition comes from the undigested peanut chunks sticking out the length of the turd!
Honey, get a tape measure so we can measure my mace spanner in the shitter before we chop it up and flush it!
When someone turns on the light after smoking out and it blinds you
Damn stoner mace man thanks