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The only guys that are attracted to this person are fuckboys. This person also is attracted to them for the fact that they are fuckboys. There is no logic involved.
These douchebags keep hitting on her, she's a fuckboy magnet.
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Someone who can't help but attract freaks.
Judy: I'm a freak magnet.
Deric: I know.
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The key to Metallica's salvation. In a strange turn of events Kirk Hammet discovered how to time travel back to the 80s where he rediscovers how to blow peoples minds with hardcore solos and badass licks that will blow peoples minds
Have you heard Death Magnetic yet?
BOOOOOOOOM
Head explodes
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To attract strange or drug affected individuals.
They usually want to strike up random conversache about society or politics which they no nothing about,
this then leads to spitting on you accidently and/or making you look like one of them in a public place or public transport...
Ashlee is such a weirdo magnet, that guy sniffing paint just sat right next to her...
An individual that inadvertently attracts the following D's: douche bags, ditzy dames, and dark souls. The Drama Magnet is constantly confronted by said individuals and in most cases the Drama Magnet is left with an ever-present look of confusion.
"Ugh, I'm not sure if I want to go to the bar with Claire. Claire is such a drama magnet."
A mystical entity known to control all energy. Attempting to oppose the whim of the great magnet is never a good idea.
All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet.
What a fool I was to defy Him.
Never cross the Great Magnet. I understood this now...
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Usually occurs after a long day of work or when the temperature outside reaches ball sweating level. Once the sweating of the balls begins then they become sticky and seem to attract strait to one leg. The nut sack must then be separated from the leg it is joined to only to stick back to that leg or to the other. This is usually cured by applying powder. Warning: applying too much powder can cause a dough ball to form in areas around the nuts. Very uncomfortable.
Man it was so hot today I got a bad case of magnet balls. They just didn't want to stay off my legs. So I went to the bathroom, had to wipe the sweat from around my sack, and powder them up.
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