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maid-tron

A single mother who is chosen to occupy the maid-of-honor duties of a wedding. It is a combination of matron, which indicates having dignified woman that had children from wedlock, and maid, denoting her status as single, yet still innocent.

"The service for Tara's wedding was beautiful. Ashley was the maid-tron, her little girl was the flower girl and her little boy was the ring bearer. I'm so glad her loser ex-husband is out of the picture."

by rebelionel December 21, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


corner maid

Similar to that of a prostitute, whore or pleasurer. Generally stand on corners, scantily clad. A maids outfit is not neccesary but is appreciated.

"Yo dude, this bitch is spliffin' like a corner maid y'all!"

"Look at that Helen, she's a right corner maid."

"Hey dude, last night I went out and picked me up a corner maid."

by Pesticle October 31, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


curb maid

a promiscuise woman who is down for raunchy sex

The curb maid Kathernine let us plug every crevis in her body.

by RUKyle May 10, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


bitch maid

Noun. Used in name calling/Taunting.
Additive to the common insult 'bitch'. This variation is mostly used in a half hearted teasing way among friends (not unlike calling a pal and 'asshole ' or a 'cocksucker' but not having hostility or intent to provoke a fight or hard feelings come from it) I have not heard it used when addressing a woman. It does not hold the same force of offense as just the root 'bitch' does.

Two Guys playing Tekken 5:
(Guy 1 just won the match)
Guy 1: OH! You felt that, didn't you!
Guy 2: Bullshit! You just use the same cheap moves forever. Cheap cocksucker!
Guy 1: Awwww! You gonna cry next? You're just my little bitch maid.
Guy 2: Piss off!
Guy 1: My bitch maid is so sad now! Go soak you face with tears, you always lose!
Guy 2: What?! The rematch is starting now... What!?!
Guy 1: And... I'll just put my sweet bitch maid across my knee and spank that ass again!

by unslick rick April 4, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop maid

Noun: A maid that specializes in fecal related activities. Usually dress up as a normal maid, and has good smelling poop.

Did you smell the bathroom after Marie used it? She's must be a poop maid!

by smilinsphere January 29, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Milk Maids

Women who search through all the milk to find the one with the latest expiration date.

"The milk maids. The women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. As if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade." - Dante Hicks to Randal Graves, Clerks

As seen in Clerks and Clerks II played by Kevin Smith's mom.

by Olaf (Silent Bob's cousin) July 28, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


maid

maidsix on ig

did you see maidโ€™s new post?

by maidcel June 8, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž