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The Schwarzenegger Maneuver

A sexual maneuver where you shove your entire arm, up to the shoulder blade, up someone's anal cavity and then flex.

I put her in the hospital with the Schwarzenegger Maneuver. She loved it!

by HooMoo April 15, 2017


field maneuver

Happens when a male and female are engaged in intimate activities and the female is reluctant to take it to the final step. In act of desperation the male introduces his index finger up the female's rear hole in hopes of flipping a hidden switch in the female's brain and convince her to have sex with him. This strategy can also be used when frustration with a female's negativity has reached a very high point. Efficiency of this maneuver is yet to be proven.

'she wouldn't put out so i did a field maneuver'

'i was going for the goal then she blocked me but she didn't see the field maneuver coming'

by The lonely tiger December 2, 2011


Wiese Maneuver

To restart something with the the blind hope that doing so will fix whatever problem you're experiencing.

Person 1: Ugh. The latest cat photos won't load in this app!
Person 2: Dude, try the Wiese Maneuver.

Person 1: You're a genius. Killing and reopening the app fixed the problem. Let me buy you a beer.

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Person A: My dad has a heart arrhythmia and the doctors don't know what to do.
Person B: Tell them to try the Wiese Maneuver.
One week later…
Person A: The electrical cardioversion totally worked. That Wiese Maneuver is a real lifesaver.

by Erik P H. January 8, 2020


Nash maneuver

The art of fingering some ones ass hole

Pulled a sweet Nash maneuver on some ones ass last night

by Nasher gill July 8, 2015


Simba maneuver

When a man finishes, he shoots his load in to the girl's forhead. After doing this, he draws a line across the ladies forehead with his thumb, just like Rafiki (the monkey guy) did to Simba when he annoints him in the beginning of the movie Lion King. From here comes the name of the maneuver.

In shorter form u can also just call it Simba.

I finaly did the Simba maneuver to my girlfriend yesterday, now i'm finaly a man!

by simba enthusiast March 28, 2011

50πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


The Tillman maneuver

To sneak up on a teenage girl from behind and grab her boobs and or ass.

My kids babysitter wasn't looking so I performed the Tillman maneuver on her.

by anime_joe January 10, 2010

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Valentino Maneuver

The Valentino maneuver starts with a dinner of hot, spicy, sloppy, wet, well sauced buffalo wings. Then without using napkins or wipes, you proceed to give hand and oral pleasure to your lover's penis.

I'm loving these hot wings so much, I want to perform the Valentino maneuver on you under the table.

by jimsmom February 22, 2015

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž