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the act of completely fucking someone in the ass and then insulting them, only to be praised by the smallest dicks in the land
"Did you hear simon pulled a margaret thatcher last night?" "Oh yes, marc can't shut up about him."
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Beware, Maggie is a thief!
She will quickly steal your heart and captivate your mind!
Maggie is the perfect connectome.
Rumour has it she is a robot sent from a future existence to better humanity.
Watch out, her crystal blue eyes will pierce your soul, and you will be forever mesmerized by her insatiable appetite for life and her incredible wit.
When you're around Maggie, you're dopamine levels instantly rise, and you may, in fact, jizz in your pants.
Maggie has a heart that is soft and as pure as silk, her charm is endless, and her aurora makes the Northern Lights look like a set of cheap Christmas lights bought from the dollar store.
If you ever get to meet Maggie, be thankful and gracious, for her beauty and grace is something that only exists in fairy tales.
You'll be forever richer for meeting Maggie. Not only will she lighten up your world in a way that you could have never imagined, but she will also change you in a way that transcends you to a place where only angels dream of living.
If you're lucky enough, embrace every part of her majestic being because she is the world and everything in it,
And which is more, you'll find true love when you thought there was none.
Person 1: Who was that?
Person 2: That was Maggie (Margaret)!
Person 1: WOW! I think I just Jizzed in my pants.
Person 2: I know, She is fucking awesome!
Margaret-jean is an athletic, competitive girl. She will whoop your ass at any sport and have fun while doing it. She is also a kind, amazing, and loyal person and you’ll be super lucky if you end up friends with her. She is immature yet responsible person at the same time. She has a great sense of humour and will bake you the tastiest treats!
Margaret-jean is an amazing friend, she’s so nice and caring!
A total idiot who systematicly destroyed a whole industry and ruined england. unfortunatley the tories still live. admired by some - hated by more
"you're a tosser, you're a tosser and you're just a tory swine"
"I'm extraordinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end." - Margaret Thatcher
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A euphemism for peadophillia, as in fucks miners.
I love Margaret Thatcher, and that's why I'm on the sex offenders register
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An obvious and very Catholic name. Also, the addition of "Mary" to the beginning of any name will automaticaly make it Catholic.
Did you see Mary Margaret in church last Sunday?
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