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Now officially America's number 1 cash crop as of the end of 2006. The FDA estimates that 30-50 million Americans are habitual Marijuana users. A few hundred Americans which do not fall into that category run the government--and they're all coke heads (no wonder they need so much money)!
Them government boys sure would eliminate the deficit RIGHT QUICK if they started growing and selling marijuana!
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"Marijuana is bad mmm....kay?"
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"mari-juana"
*Marijuana* is Mexican for Marihuana.
"mari-"
*Mari* is Mexican for Polish "Maria". "Maria" is english "Mary" which was The Mother of Jesus.
"-juana"
*Juana* is Mexican for Polish "Joanna". "Joanna" is female, male version of it is "Jan". "Jan" is english "John" which was The Father of Jesus.
Mary symbolizes "marriage, the whole, all, femine"
John symbolizes "one, point, masculinity"
Marijuana symbolizes God.
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Trendy - "The bubonic chronic"
N00b - "My Spanish step-mom's name"
Hippie - "Breakfast"
Canadians - "Subject of national pride"
I want to toke on this marijuana.
Yet, I am afraid I don't know how to smoke this marijuana.
Therefore, I am afraid I will choke on the smoke from this marijuana.
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Marijuana makes you strong and clever.
"This marijuana tastes piquant, ambrosial, nactareous and divine. I will now go lift some weights."
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another word for weed, except no one calls it this unless you're a boomer or a cop tryna get info on who's selling illegally
"hey do you know who has any of that good marijuana?"
"this 12 fs im not stupid"
spanish for mary jane.... that makes sense!
namers of marijuana (ofcourse smoking it): hey lets name this mary jane!
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