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Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent
The Mariners should finish higher than last place this year.
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The one who keeps things in order.
This Marine will set things straight!
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Kick ASS Peeps who can take out Iraq in a few days but the damn Army has to get all the fuckin credits!
"Marines Report"
Marine General "What the fuck is Army General doing?"
Marine Genearl 2 "Waiting for us to go first becuase there pussies"
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They are the first in and last out. Marines are the guys who get called when shit needs to get done. Marines don't play around. Marines will fight you, fuck you, or run you a foot race... doesn't make a shit to them. Marines know of only one direction and it is forward. Marines are the fireman of the world, they go in when everyone else is running out.
Marines are at the business end when the world dials 911.
Marine A: We were taking fire for 16 hours, had 10 casualities, ran out of ammo and fought hand to hand with bayonets for three hours. We are Marines!!
Marine B: That's it? What the fuck did you do for the other 8 hours?
Marine A: Good Point!
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My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equiptment
Sir!
" Can't use the Gym Because its Full Of Fking MARINES....
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She is a gorgeous girl with low self esteem. She is very nice and caring but very lonely. She has a small circle of friends and would make the best girlfriend. She is very pretty, and nice, but not fit to be a queen bee. The pressure is too much.
“Oh, is that marine?”
“Yes, why?”
“I’m friends with one of her best friends”
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The act of staying extremely comfortable under the duvet in bed. Normally when hungover, or having taken a morning shower and realising one can go back to bed.
"Ah man, my class at 10 was cancelled but I was already up, not really feeling being awake though..."
"That's alright mate, just go back to bed for some marinating!"
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