marmite digger

someone who enjoyes eating feaces during sexual intercourse

that bitch i had last night was a serious marmite digger

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Marmite Pizza

To do something unholy.

"Went home last night, got in and gave the missus a marmite pizza!"

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Marmite Swordsmanship

The act of getting some anal sex and reference3 to the colour of a males penis afterwards.

"would you let me practice some marmite swordsmanship tonight darling"

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marmite marauder

A gentleman who likes botty fun.

There was an unusually high number of marmite marauders at the mardi gras this year.

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Marmite Challenge

Taking a shot of Pimm's followed by a tablespoon of Marmite

Ice bucket challenge.....hell no.....Roberts doing the Marmite Challenge

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Marmite blowjob

The act of squeezing marmite onto the bush of a penis and slopping that knob.

Hey Cathy, we ran out of toast so how about a Marmite blowjob instead bitch?

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marmite mongerer

someone who mungers marmite

someone who has been lying low for a period of time returns to the fore with marmite on his nostril. he is a "marmite mongerer"

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