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A cage meant to hold you from your future, or take all your money.
When he visited her, she'd mentioned marriage and divorce, and how in divorce she would win...
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The most expensive way in order to get a woman for free everyday.
Marriage blewed my credit card again !!!
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A legal document, whereby 2 insane people, intentionally lie by contractually agreeing to a perpetual state of codependency.
A marriage is where you make false statements such as, if you marry me I will love you forever. To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, or for worse, for richer, or for poorer, in sickness, and in health, to love and to honor
and to cherish unconditionally. Forsaking all others, I will be faithful to you.
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the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.
I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.
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a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore
Jake: Let's get married!
Clarissa: You want me to be an unpaid babysitter?
Jake: ...
Clarissa: I'd love to!
If only she thought that way 30 years into the marriage.
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An international concept that entails a union between a man and a woman.
"We're going to get married."
"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."
"It is now!"
"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."
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