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Baby mashed potatoes

When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits

I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9

by jsqurriel November 21, 2019


creamy mashed potatoes

Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.

Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes

by C-PIG April 4, 2008

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Mashed Potato Face

The facial attributes like that of a potato. Plain, broad, and forgettable.

Taylor's mashed potato face is a shame, but he has the body to make up for it.

by Pittsburgh Slim April 21, 2008

14πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


mashed potato banana

100% of our DNA

"Man, that Lachy fuck is such a mashed potato banana,"
"50% of us is banana, 50% of us is potato, that fuck is a total mashed potato banana"

by Mashed Potato Bananananananana July 21, 2017

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


mashed potato sandwich

A euphemism for someone or something that is fucked up.

Leroy's ears burned with humiliation when he read his grade("D-")and the professor's comments("You are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not graduate for this university!") on his essay entitled: NASCAR, a metaphor of hope for the 21st century.

by harry flashman August 20, 2003

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Mash potato head

When you’re high on marijuana and your scalp feels all weird and your head high.

Person 1: this strain gives me mash potato head

Person 2: okay.

by Stonerdude42069666 November 23, 2018


mashed potato pussy

When a white girl shaves her pussy and there is still blank ingrown hairs.

"Dude she's got that mashed potato pussy."

by dangercatxo August 16, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž