When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits
I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9
Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.
Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes
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The facial attributes like that of a potato. Plain, broad, and forgettable.
Taylor's mashed potato face is a shame, but he has the body to make up for it.
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"Man, that Lachy fuck is such a mashed potato banana,"
"50% of us is banana, 50% of us is potato, that fuck is a total mashed potato banana"
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A euphemism for someone or something that is fucked up.
Leroy's ears burned with humiliation when he read his grade("D-")and the professor's comments("You are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not graduate for this university!") on his essay entitled: NASCAR, a metaphor of hope for the 21st century.
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When youβre high on marijuana and your scalp feels all weird and your head high.
Person 1: this strain gives me mash potato head
Person 2: okay.
When a white girl shaves her pussy and there is still blank ingrown hairs.
"Dude she's got that mashed potato pussy."
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