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chest massage

A style of massage used on females breasts and chests. It begins with a gentle rub down of the upper chest, and collar bone. Then continues down to the outer rib cage, and under the arms, AROUND the outer edge of the breasts. From there work your way UNDER the breasts, and push firmly, and up into the lower part of the breast that hangs down when the female is upright. Then proceed to firmly rub the outer perimeter of the breast, where the breast begins to protrude from the chest, with your fingertips, circling around the perimeter. Be sure to give the cleavage some attention, rubbing up and down between the bosoms, and sliding with moderate pressure. Then place your hands firmly on the lower rib cage about 3-5 inches UNDER the bosom, and repeatedly squeeze firmly, and rub the lower rib cage with a fair amount of pressure. Work your way from that to cupping the females bosom in your hands and pushing on them with moderate pressure, being sure NOT to cause discomfort to the woman. When the breast is compressed firmly, proceed to make multiple minute movements with your fingertips, a sort of squeezing motion. This part of the massage should give the woman pleasure, and possible climax. Now return to the edge of the bosom, and begin a circular motion working up the breast with your fingertips gently stroking and rubbing NOT pushing in (the female breast is sensitive, and pushing in with your fingertips may cause the female pain, or aching), until you reach the nipple. When nipple is reached, continue the motion, but on edge of the nipples, or the areola. Then proceed to gently squeeze the nipples between your forefinger and thumb, making a gentle twist motion with the nipple between your fingers. This is the part that will cause the most pleasure in the female. From here you may want to rub some cool water on the nipple, then blow on it. For some women this makes EXTREME pleasure. From the point the massage is complete. You have just done a full chest/breast massage. You can feel free to mix it up with lubricants, or gels for an even more erotic experience.

I gave the cute cheerleader a wink and the next thing I know we are in her bedroom and I am giving her a chest massage

by E Doggy May 6, 2007

45๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thai Massage

A very nice massage, usually given with copious amounts of oil.

Once you strip naked in front of a 17 year old thai masseus, you lay down on a bed where she proceeds to give you the best massage of your life.

Towards the end of the massage, you'll be prompted to receive a "sexy massage". At this point she'll negotiate a price with you, ranging from 12$-15$. keep in mind, this is Thailand where its perfectly legal to sleep with a 12 year old but deathly illegal to smoke marijuana.

After the negotiations are complete, you'll get the best damn fucking handjob ever.

Boyfriend: Hey babe, can you give me a Thai Massage?

Girlfriend: Gross no i wont fulfill your sick Asian fantasies..

by redzone1 November 11, 2008

102๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


tonsil massage

When the male sex organ is used to massage the tonsils or throat of the opposing partner.

Jane said she had a sore throat, so I offered her a tonsil massage.

by Shawnster172 January 21, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


somatic massage

A "new age" form of massage in which women can fool themselves into thinking touching other men's Penises is not cheating when it fact it clearly is. If you are getting paid for this it becomes a euphemism for prostitution.

"Hey! My wife is taking classes in Somatic Massage and thinks it's not cheating even though she jerked off three dudes"

"Woo-Hoo! I hope she got a $3000 tip for doing that!!!"

by Redd Johnson March 31, 2014

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marion Massage

The act of a man massaging a woman's butthole until a turd falls out. The poop is then transferred to the woman's hand, and then the woman massages it into the man's butthole. Named after Marion, Ohio.

Steve: So what'd you and Lexie do last night?
Jim: Marion Massage
Steve: Lucky guy!

by convojake February 4, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican massage

A massage without using ones hands.

Lisa: "Did you give her a Mexican massage?"
Buddy: "I am a gentleman!"

by Costa Maya Chick February 16, 2007

66๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


TSA Massage

Pat-down given at the airport security gate.

I didn't want to go through the scanner, so I got the TSA massage

by Xath's mom November 21, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž