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what you would be doing if your mom didn’t walk in on you.
Joe was masturbating and his mom walked in on him so he quickly stopped and then he searched up “masturbate” on urban dictionary
an event in hacky sack. When "masturbate" is called during play, everyone must touch the sack once each after kicking it, then pass it to the next person. It refers to masturbation involving "touching your sack"
When peter called "masturbate," david faltered by forgetting to touch the hack once.
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spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...
I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...
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To "play" with one's self until orgasm.
(Dude 1) I masturbated ALL night last night to your grandmother
(Dude 2) WTF? What's wrong with you?
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I masturbated last night, good to keep the skin flute in tune.
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mas-tur-bait, verb. self-stimulation of the genetalia which may or may not end in an orgasm
mother: "I'd better not catch you touching yourself down there again!"
teenager: "Mom! I swear I wasn't..."
mother: "Well, let me tell you this, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!"
teenager: "I guess I should think of the kittens."
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