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The best person you will ever meet
Mata is the best person you will ever meet.
A delightful, crusty little goblin who has danced a tiny dance from the beginning of time and will do so until the universe implodes into a black swirl of oblivion, smaller than a grain of sand. A mischievous goblin, who will play tricks on all it encounters, either benevolent or deeply evil, depending on if it thinks you’re chill or not. It will get drunk and order more White Castle sliders than any human being could ever consume. It will leak little boogers and then suck them back into it’s nose. It will dance a tiny dance with a little rainbow until the earth turns into dust. Occasionally it also goes by the name Springle as a back-up.
“Mata covered itself in glitter last night and threw up into my shoe.”
It is used to by Pedis in South Africa but in short it's basically calling a person a friend whenever use mata
Sho mata what has being happening later
Mata : nothing much
Real hot girl shit when it comes to defining Mata. She is beautiful and very cute. Her attitude is always positive and her mindset will lead you to the money. At first she is very quiet, but once she opens up to you she is a breath of fresh air. She is funny and very smart. When it comes to arguing, she rather talk with her hands. So it’s best not to get into any heated disagreements. She is inspiring and a good role model. If you ever find a Mata in your life, be sure to bag that baddie, because you will never meet another like her.
“Mata is so cute, I want to be her friend.”
A Romanian slang word, a more insulting way of referring to someone’s mom.
Someone: guess who shot themselves
Me: MATA
Someone: ...
another word for a handjob
she didn’t give me neck, but i got that mata