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1.the matrix a computer simulated world designed to trick the human into believein all is ok yet it feeds off humans as batterys 2. a fukin great film,sequel was not as good

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by willow November 11, 2003

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The Matrix

A trilogy of movies that steadily get worse the further into the trilogy you.

"The Matrix" is way better than "The Matrix: Revolutions"

by Maximus April 10, 2004

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matrix

Slang for marijuana laced with PCP.

Damn son, I just smoked some matrix.

by Uncle Stoner February 11, 2003

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Matrix

1) Noun. A computer program that was designed by A.I. robots to divide the attention of humans away from the real world, where robots farm humans for a power source stronger than electricity.

2)Verb. A slang term for doing one of the stunts seen in the movie The Matrix, The Matrix: Reloaded or The Matrix: Revoloutions, such as running up a wall or dodging something heading for you by leaning back quickly.

1) The Matrix has you.

2) Did you see that? I just did the Matrix!

by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004

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Matrixism

Budding religion being promoted on the internet. Based around the movie The Matrix. Practicioners believe that we are all prisoners in living in a cell that we cannot see or smell or touch. The key to open the door to perception is often thought to be LSD or psilocybin mushrooms. Along with some other laws Matrixism allows for polygamy and same-sex marriage while outlawing pornography and professional sports.

There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament:

-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).

-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "There is no spoon" (The Matrix).

Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.

by CarolLinX February 3, 2006

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matrixing

The matricular practitioning of utilizatory methods of vocalization such that phrases undergo the process of intermediary gerundifiers. Also practiced by the Scottish Highlanders of Boston College.

"Plug my matrix into the matrixing agent"
==> "Plug my laptop power cable into the wall socket."

by Brad & Scot May 8, 2005

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The Matrix

Cool program that allows you to load stuff into your brain really fast.

Shit!? I know tai-kwan-do!

by Mr. Andersson. November 15, 2003

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