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Eating a girl out, or eating box.
Oral sex on a female.
Hopefully later tonight I'll be mawing mitt
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A morbidly obese female, typical to the southern region of the United States, but indigenous anywhere processed food is in abundance. Ma'am-maws (pronounced mam-maw) tend to have many family members (future Ma'am-maws) as well as numerous animals all under one roof. Upon reaching a level of obesity where sex and age seem less pronounced, they will insist upon everyone calling them Ma'am-maw. They will almost always have a southern accent, despite the fact that they can be found all over the world. Ma'am-maws are quite partial to power chairs, sponge baths, children's beauty pageants, cats, daytime television, and of course almond roca.
I wanted some meatballs at the buffet, but some Ma'am-maw cleaned them all out!
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as it relates to curing alfalfa hay. It had some heat when baled that left some MAW on it, brown leaves.
the hay has MAW on it, but it is clean dust free and good to feed.
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An older woman (age 50 plus) who constantly overshares memes on social media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.)
Have you seen how many different times Sheila has posted a version of the Kermit drinking Lipton tea meme on her Facebook lately? That woman is a Meme-maw!
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Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing
The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .
Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
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Commonly known as SPMS. They are people who deny their love of MAWism. Their greatest fear is the cucumber.
"Those MAWS in denial are at it again."
"What they doing?"
"They're trying to make the cucumber illegal"
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Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.
Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.
Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy
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