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A muthafucka who eats other people's biscuits. Thinks he doesn't need permission. A down right clown shoe
Person 1 - "Yo! Who's the fat bastard that opened my biscuits?"
Person 2 -"Dude, that definitely would have been Max - he just gives zero fucks"
Person 1 - "That muthafucken Max!"
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More than you will ever need or want. Yet you still want it anyway.
An awkward shy guy that gives the best hugs.
Kind of geeky and likes RADIOHEAD.
Makes you feel great when your around but leaves you more than empty after.
A player with no feelings.
A smile that makes you melt into skittles
Gentle kisser but bites to hard.
Look at that cheeser on MAX.
Forget him sweetie he's a MAX.
Yeah that MAX asked me to RADIOHEAD.
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Max is one of the best boys you will meet. He is incredibly sweet and fun to be around. Every max has their little quirks and unique cuteness. What can i say? They're just quirky like that. Hot af but lowkey. Mainly adorable. They know they can steal your heart and they're the type to hold it up so you can't reach it and get it back. They are proud of themselves for their accomplishments. They don't need validation but enjoy it. They don't open up about real feelings, but they sure do get honest. Can be hard to read and change feelings often. A max is immature but endearingly. They could make anything cute.
"who is that"
"Oh that's just max"
"Whatta babe"
"Ikr he's a total cudi"
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Max is a very intelligent man/boy. He is very cute and he has a huge hart. He makes alot of mistakes but we all do. But he knows how to fix them. He is fun to be around. He can make anyone smile. He don't care what people say to him or what they think about him. He says what he thinks. He is open minded. he also treats his grilfriend great ( he is a laydies man)
wink wink! Max will do anything for someone close to him. He is also very good at sports.
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He is an amazing person. He is the one that will love you even if you don’t love him and will cherish you if you love him back. He has one of the smiles that could brighten the darkest night, and the eyes that you would want to get lost in forever. He cares for his friends like they are the only people on Earth, and he might be funnier then Chandler Bing or even Kevin Heart. You want a person like him in your life forever, and if you are lucky enough to find someone like Max, never, EVER, let him go. I’m telling you right now, that will be the biggest mistake of your life.
“I wish I could be with Max.”
Person 1: “Oh ya Max? He’s my best friend!”
Person 2: “ You wish.”
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A person who gets sexually aroused by someone touching the back of their neck with a pencil or pen.
That guy on the bus is such a Max.
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