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Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.
Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
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The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
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R.I.P.
"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."
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A puck ass bitch that sucks more dick than Jacob. His hair looks like yellow cum. I didn’t even know he was a guy until someone called him gay for liking penis. Worst of all, he gets all the lesbians that pretend they’re strait. Except Erika. He’s a gay man with all the characteristics of a lesbian woman.
Guy 1: Hey I heard Quinn Maynard is sucking dick in the bathroom for $5.
Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.
Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?
Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.
Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.
Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.
This can be defined as a hairstyle of an emo where the sides come down over the ears symbolising what looks like a pair of wings. People who have this haristyle can also use their wings as handlebars for various activities such as pretending you are riding a peddle bike in the Tour de France.
If your needing cheap flights to foreign countries, you can always count on The Wings of Maynard! For they are Fast and Furious!
Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!
"Put Some Maynard Between The Buns Of Your Siamese Sandwich!"
An old German male name meaning "power". Usually either the greatest singer of all time or a 6'7 chad double amputee anthro fox.
Maynard Jones is such a chad 😫 he has such a big dick 🔥
The inability to properly pronounce words in common usage.
Please forgive my sister she has maynards