meats

Another word for breasts.

Hey, did you see Vanessa's meats? They look huge!

Meat

1) Any edible part of an animal.

2) One's penis and/or testicles.

3) A rookie or new person (As in the phrase "Fresh Meat")

1) "I'm vegetarian so I don't eat meat."

2) "I love to fondle my partner's meat."

3) "The new guy at my workplace is fresh meat."

meats

as well as a rejection, simply an occurence that is unpredicted or unpleasant. Can be elaborated into any form of animal protein based produce.

'you just hit on that hairy girl, how'd it go' 'i took complete meats' or
'meats i just missed the goal from 2ft away'
'or im feeling meaty'
'have a beefy drink'

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The meats

To have diarrhea after eating at the fast food chain Arbys. To go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid beef and cheddar form.

It can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom after

Man that beef and cheddar from Arbys last night gave me the meats. I'm going to have to stay home and work from the toilet tomorrow.

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Meat

What you call that one freshman that you can never remember the name of.

Who is that kid? HEY MEAT!

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To Meat

Verb-
To throw meat at some one or something. May sometimes be constued sexually.

In her essay, Julia wrote about the complex emotions that happen when two people meat each other for the first time. Her teacher was confused untill she explaned that "to meat" meant in that context the throwing of raw hamburger patties. Julia failed that class.

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Meat

A word that can be added to the end of ANY noun to increase its ghettoness

If you don't shut up, I'm going to hit you in your mouthmeat!

He just left a mess on my deskmeat.

I just stubbed my toemeat!

I loves me some Shawnmeat :)

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