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Toddler temper tantrum resulting from an ice cream-induced headache.
Why is Jacob crying?" "He's in the middle of a brain freeze meltdown."
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The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.
Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level
1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"
2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*
1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"
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The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.
Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"
A metaphor to describe a woman having a fit or episode of absolute madness, irrationality or insanity
Jesus she had a vagina meltdown
A metaphor to describe a woman having a fit or episode of absolute madness, irrationality or insanity
Jesus she had a vagina meltdown
A freak out done all alone, by yourself. No one need be near, because this is all you.
She was making a fried egg sandwich and discovered they were small eggs, the ham want wrapped properly and the bread included seeds, which she didn't like. What followed was a self meltdown of epic proportions.