Mesa is a lonely table she has no love life at all but her friends are the best people ever Mesa is a real hoe she’s also a fucking whore so watch out boys if your name is Jake RUN
Mesa really needs proactive
Polite way of referring to a booty call. In some instances it may confuse the recipient due to the possible differences in language, however, this may be beneficial. Be sure to use it to your advantage.
Usually applied to fellow classmates.
Why would you turn in your mesa redonda to that guy? He has no swag
the most amazing person to live. they make you feel warm and cozy inside and out. they always will have their favorite little white dog.
i love Jodi Mesa. :)
A shitty school in Albuquerque that keeps getting shot up because the dean is too busy paying for Weight watchers to afford 2 security guards. (yes, I'm talking about you, Jackie.)
Compa, did you hear about the West Mesa shooting today?
Which one?
Black Mesa, but under constant explosion.
*Something explodes, or catches fire*
Everyone: This is a true Zoe Mesa moment.