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The coolest cousin ever. Very well known as "Kid Rob."
Things that make him "Kid Rob" are the following:
-Riding a three wheel scooter with boxing gloves on.
-Riding down the street with one roller blade on.
-Riding on a scooter in the middle of the street with a laundry basket on his head and two shirts on.
-listening to loud rap music sitting on the car door and drinking warm watermelon Gatorade in the D&W parking lot.
-And the list goes on and on....
"Did you see kid rob the other day?"
"No I didn't. What was he doing?"
"What? You didn't? Mannn what WASN'T he doing?"
"That Micah kid...Dude he's just the coolest."
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The finest piece of excrement in video game history
Micah is a real piece of shit
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An absolute asshole. He may seem nice for a long time but if you mess up once he will try to ruin everything you've worked for. He is very sheltered and his parents are most likely religious. He tends to say the right things until he's gotten everything he wanted, then he doesn't care who he hurts. If you meet a Micah run in the opposite direction! He's more than likely bad news. (and he probably has a small dick)
"Micah screwed me over."
"didn't you do everything for him though?"
"yeah he didn't care."
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A god awful piece of human garbage who deserves nothing but torment and will forever be hated.
Fuck Micah he’s a terrible person! Why did he kill jacks dog I’m gonna stab him and watch him bleed!
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Micah has the most handsome, brown hair, which he is obsessed with pushing up. He is extremely confident: he will always be correct in his eyes (and everybody else's). He is extremely athletic and pretty good at it too, his sport is football, but he has a habit of being too lazy to get to the top. He can do ANYTHING if he puts his mind to it. But, he thinks he is too cool for school, he has gone through quite a few girlfriends. He also gets in trouble a lot. He is always surrounded by a wide group of friends and loves to be center of attention. He is the definition of cool. We all love him.
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noun
A medical condition in which the testicles are of an unusual size. Balls of a size and proportion outside of the social norm. Non-Standard Nuts, giving the appearance of abnormally enlarged and/or swollen scrotum.
The vasectomy nurse pulled back the sheet an exclaimed to the doctor "my god check out the Micahs on this one"; to the patient she said "are they always this enlarged and swollen"?
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The most beautiful woman you could ever dream of. Micah has the most beautiful pair of eyes. They're like vast oceans. Micah has a perfect personality and body. She is very sweet and we're getting married. Micah is the girl everyone should strive to be. She is very kinky.
I hate you, Micah.
DAYUUUM GURL, U A MICAH
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