Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.
Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":
"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
To poop in another's butt and then have that person poop it back into your butt, poopetually.
Cindy and I took a ride on the Midnight Monorail last night, and I ain't talkin' about at Disneyland.
When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.
I couldn't sleep last night so I induced a visit from the midnight stranger.
The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.
It's midnight! Grab the gang and let's go enjoy some midnight toking.
To fart on someone's pillow to give them pinkeye.
That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck into his room and gave him a midnight dewdrop.
The male penis engaged in the act of sexual congress late at night or in the early hours of the morning.
1. "Once everyone had gone to sleep I asked her if she wanted a midnight sausage."
2. "She was begging me to administer the midnight sausage."
1.A sudden, voluntary, explosion from the penis at midnight, as a result of self arousal, intended to land on the face of another 2.When the recipient of the midnight sneeze awakens and asks what happend? You would explain that you "thought" you heard them sneeze.
She told me she had a headache and wanted to go to sleep. So, at midnight a gave her midnight sneeze.