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Guy: Man, I'm starting to get tim the minion
Guy 2: Dude, you have a hard on?
Guy: Yeah, wanna watch a movie?
You like yellow Twinkies with one eye! not fun at all... Therapy is needed
Sabrina has a minion Fetish
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The type of women who shares minion memes on Facebook. We all know one.
Why did you share that Nancy! You are such a minion mom
When the circumference of your abdomen is that of a circle, closely resembling a little yellow minion
“Girls with minion guts should not wear crop tops.”
“Did you see that chick with a minion gut, that shit was gross”
The real definition of awesomeness/ name of someone awesome.
Guy 1: "Did you see that triple backflip off a plane?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! That must be Goobley Minion."
A tiny ass dick. About 1-2 inches long hard
His dick was so small, girl he had minion dick
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The embodiment of a BBC plastered on a dry erase minion that you keep hidden away in the shadows of your closet only to be seen cumming in his own mouth when you need a coat.
Friend 1: I got a new minion-cock yesterday
Friend 2: nice I’ve had mine for a few years now I need an upgrade.