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A faggot ass bitch who uses holograms to “bamboozle” your ass
That mirage just bamboozled me
When you see what looks like a 6 from a distance, but ends up being a 3.
Damn, dude. Did you see that fine bitch.... oh.. nevermind... just another Kentucky mirage.
When you think you just saw your Blackberry or smartphone flash (the result of a message) in your peripheral vision, so you go check your phone but to your surprise, it was just a message mirage.
Dude after I sent that risky text I was so happy to see my phone blinking, but turns out it was just a damn message mirage.
When you leave your phone on charge but forget to turn the plug on if your plug has a switch
I had a charge mirage last night now I’m on 0%.
When you leave your phone on charge but forget to turn your plug on (if you have one)
I had a charge mirage last night now I’m on 0%.
When a heterosexual checks out a member of the opposite sex and then realizes they are a member of the same sex, making yourself gay and shameful for a short time
I had a gay mirage when I drove by and beeped the horn at this chic bent over gardening in tight pants.Then they stood up and waved and it was an 82 year old man.