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A man. A male human being.
A miserable little pile of secrets!
Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!
Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...
Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
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Quotation originally by Andre Malraux - French Historian, Novelist and Statesman, 1901-1976. Wrote "The Human Condition" (1933), fought for the French resistance in World War II.
"What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets"
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A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.
That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.
Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.
guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"
guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"
A movie or play that is depressing and ends terribly.
My Best Friend's Wedding turned out to be a really gay miserable because they didn’t end up together.
An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.
Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)
Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.