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Beiing utterly unwilling to leave your home state, predominantly because of fear, lack of adventures spirit and overall lameness.
Pat didn’t wanna tag along to Chicago,he had a bad case of Missouri Syndrome.
After giving a guy a blow job and having his load blown in your mouth, you proceed to spit the contents back at his face.
I totally Missouri Backwashed this guy last night.
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Also known as Farm Town, it's a small town about an hour south of St. Louis.
It has about 15,000 people, who are generally nice. Most are religious, because Farmington's right in the middle of the Bible belt. A lot are into country, hunting, fishing, and farming (hence the name Farmington).
The high school has about 1200+ students, who are basically full of every stereotype. Dumb jocks, bitchy popular girls, emo kids... But there's plenty of chill and genuine people too, you just have to find them.
We think we're the best town in the area (if you visit the other towns, you'll see why) so we're generally hated by everyone else. But we're pretty much okay with it. Around town, we have a Wal-Mart, tons of fast food, a Family Fun Center, a Civic Center with an indoor pool and a Water Park, and even a 4-screen movie threatre.
During the first weekend in June, there's Country Days, which has a carnival, a parade, a talent show, a pageant, and more. It's pretty fun, except every bit of white trash crawls out of their holes during Country Days. You will never see such a vast amount of white trash in one place at one time. Prepare yourself.
In general, a good place to grow up, but by the time you're 18, you want nothing more than to get out of here. But lots of people come back. It's so easy to hate it, but it's your hometown. You grow attached nonetheless.
I've grown up in Farmington, Missouri (aka Farm Town), and I'm almost on my way out! I guess I'll see how fucked up I am when I get out into the real world.
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Generally infested with stank puss meth mouth and aids. Smells like rotten ass and drugs cause the wind blows here from union. There are friendly crack heads left and right and they give out free candy ;).
Damn what the hell is that smell, we must be in St.Clair Missouri
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A place full of meth labs and teenage pregnancy, someone came here once and when they went back they came up with the phrase white trash. Our town features an exclusive look at incest, 15 year olds who wear hair higher than Mount Everest, and people have no concept of trends more recent than the '80s. If you look at the people here closely, you'll see half of them have no teeth and are probably sex offenders. People here are either basic af or tumblr sjws.
Pacific Missouri, home of the Indians and happy crack.
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A town of 468 people that was founded in 1883. Back in it's early years it was a booming railroad town. Now, it is the white man's ghetto. Great scenery around the town, but there are some goobers that live in the town. Mainly a lot of people who like to spread rumors and get in your business.
person 1: Did you hear about what people are saying about you?
Person 2: No, but that's why I hate Newburg, Missouri.
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Boyhood home of author Mark Twain (real name Samuel Clemens), it is a boring town dominated by a Wal-Mart Supercenter and the overwhelming need to please the tourists rather than the townsfolk. A terrible place to raise children.
"I couldn't WAIT to get out of Hannibal, Missouri."
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