A person who looks hawt from afar, but is the total opposite up close.
Cheryl: Ugh, I don't know why Jake is going out with Samantha. She is such a Monet.
"Oi, look over at Monet there. Hide your Oreos!"
you spelled money wrong are you a idiot
Guy One: Hey How much money do you have
Guy Two: 6969 us monet
Guy One: FUCK YOU