load monger

A Female or Gay Male that loves to swallow semen.

The girl I spent last night with was a load monger.

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fish monger

A shakespearean term for a pimp, one who mongs fish. Appears in the play Hamlet.

You are a fish monger
Hamlet, Act 2 Scene II

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Ass monger

(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet

Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole

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Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

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rumor monger

Someone who actively seeks out and spreads rumors.

Neecholas is a total rumor monger, he digs up dirt on everyone.

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boob monger

A term used only by women and gay men to denote men who are highly attracted to breasts.

Ugh, he doesn't really like me. He's just a boob monger.

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whore monger

master of whores

Damn! That pimp is a real whoremonger!

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