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The most kick ass animal in the world, can be know to throw poo and eat bannanas (also known as a chris)
wow look at that monkey!... AAAAAAGH!! i have poo in my eye!
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An ugly child with a monkey-like face.
Look at that girl! She's a monkey!
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An other way to call someone stupid or an idiot
Man 1: you want to go to Brandon’s house?
Man 2: nah, Brandon is kinda monkey
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Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.
"Monkies pwn"
"I wish I had a Monkey!"
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A slang word sometimes used to refer to male genetalia. Not to be confused with "brass monkey" wich is an alcoholic beverage. They can however be used together.
Q: Hey man what are you gonna do tonight ?
A: I'm gonna go home get blitzed on some brass monkey then spank my ol' monkey.. Wanna Help ?
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A widely overapreciated animal.
Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.
Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.
In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.
Jim is a loser.
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