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Chad is chad which is why he monkey. He fought in the great monkey war. Between the Orangutans, and the Gorillas. It was a war where murder.
As said from PatatoSald the great monkey:
“In the great monki war, one of the monkis got injured. But chad saved him when he was in his prime age, he carried for the Gorillas and killed the Orangutans forcing the Orangutans to surrender.”
Chad later died of obesity
"For every great Monki there are chads and for great chad there are bad monki's but every monki has a good in it so never judge a monki by its first impression." -Zipez A great monki chad
A term used for those who choose to engage in narcissistic abuse, triangulation, coercive control, and gaslighting along with the head Narc. The "ring leader" sets the stage for people that will tell the truth about who they are, the flying monkies intimidate harass, judge and otherwise manipulate and torture the victim. The goal for all of them is the pleasure of bringing someone down who can see right through them.
'Did you see the way A's son's father just fell right into being one of his other baby mama's flying monkies?!' "Yeah both B and C have been relentless and downright ugly to her, I didnt realize those two were so damn pathetic they have to go and have a smear campaign against her?" SHES A GOOD MOM
Monkie: in Africa, a monkey is considered to be a sex doll
Person 1: yo, you see that monkie
Person 2: woah, I'm gonna fuck it
wen a guys testicles arent hanging down buy wen your sack is kind of shriveled
oh my god lindsay tried to kick me in the balls but it didnt hurt because i had steel monkies
Self-aware robotic organisms hell bent on destroying their own world. They drive power from guzzling green juice.
What a monkied looking dude. Isn't that a gliving monkie
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A day were everyone monki or coral is a monki that day
"IT IS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY" *monki noises*
the most awsome thing known to man
dude, those talking monkies is so fuxin awsome