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Mormons

A Christian religion that believes the Holy Ghost, Jesus Christ, and Heavenly Father are three separate individuals.
We believe that Joseph Smith restored the gospel.
For more information go to LDS.org

They have 12 kids?!? They must be Mormons...

by Blond Violinist May 28, 2015

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Mormon

A highly religious group of people who love the Lord Jesus Christ, and try their best to be like Him out of love for Him. They believe God is our loving Heavenly Father, and that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. They believe the teachings of Jesus Christ and the prophets can help people gain peace in this life and eternal life in the world to come. They believe God has always used prophets to teach this to his children. They believe Jesus Christ was the only perfect, sinless person to ever live, and through his grace we are saved. He is the only object of their worship. They believe the church Christ set up was rejected by the people at that time and was not restored in its fulness until 1820 when God the Father and Jesus Christ, out of love, appeared to Joseph Smith and called him to be one of their prophets. Under the direction of God and Jesus Christ himself, Joseph Smith restored Christ's true church: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. As evidence of this to the world, God had Joseph Smith translate The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ. They believe the Bible is the word of God, and that The Book of Mormon is also the word of God. The Book of Mormon helps them more clearly understand the Bible. Mormons believe God answers prayers and families can last forever. They believe salvation can come to all who choose to follow Jesus Christ in word and in deed.

Man, those mormons sure do love Jesus!

by infaredx November 15, 2012

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mormons

People who will deny that they are not wrong and are the most close-minded people you will ever meet. My whole family is mormon but me and my bro. Sadly, they are closed in by the church that they don't know what the real world is when they finally get to it. People aren't always nice to you outside Utah!! (Hint yes i know they are not polygamists ANYMORE. However they were in the 1800s and so on)

"I think its funny how mormon is so close to the word moron." - My sweetheart Ishy talking bout mormons

by Vitomanez April 30, 2007

178๐Ÿ‘ 189๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mormon

A self-righteous person who feels right at home working as a tax collector or a security clearance inspector.

One of the self-righteous, inhospitable persons who follows me up and down the aisles of a market when I shop for groceries in Utah.

A Utah resident who, upon seeing my big white beard, treats me like a pariah.

A person who, having never read the Bible, believes that Jesus is Satan's brother, that God has a few million wives, that couples stay married after death, that the dead can be baptised into the faith, and that it is perfectly good business to cheat gentiles.

Heber is a Mormon. He religiously screws gentiles in all his business dealings and often mistreats the wives.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

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Mormon

A CULT!!!
Those suited bastards who come to your door with promises of a new religion. The believe that a religion created in 1830 is more pure and truthful than the 2000 year old alternative. They are completely against hearing or even taking a pamphlet on your religion.

Mormon: "Hi! Would you be interested in some information on the Mormons?" *smile*
Me: "Sure, but only if you take some info on mine." *hands a pamphlet on Satanism*
Mormon: "I see." *runs away*

by kilgor May 19, 2005

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mormon

the people that wear white shirts and ride bikes around town with helmets on preaching about jesus and other mormon garbage

i was recently attacked by a group of mormons that wanted to preach about jesus at walmart (this is true actually)

by PlayDohMan June 5, 2006

170๐Ÿ‘ 183๐Ÿ‘Ž


mormons

one of the more well known mass evangelist religions.

the mormons and the jehovah's witnesses lined up on my block and had a turf war.

by rusty dusty January 13, 2006

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