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A form of male pattern baldness in which the patient's hair appears to migrate from the scalp to the face, normally taking the form of a goatee beard, or in extreme cases, ginger sideburns. Morris Syndrome is caused by the word 'Morris', making Morris Men and Morris Marina owners more susceptible to infection.
He has a bad case of Morris Syndrome
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normally a man with an abnormally large baty,can be a gentleman however he belongs to the streets with his side hoe madison beer no main hoe tho,he a real nigga.
"yo that guy a chad"
theo"no hes a jake morris"!
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the nice part of new haven. absolutely nothing like the ghetto. close to east haven. but people from there are not from east haven. very hard to explain where you live when people do not know what or where "the cove" is. we need to make it known we don't live in the slums, or east haven.
"Hey, where are you from?"
"Oh, I live in morris cove."
"Where's that?"
"Look it up on urbandictionary."
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The womaniser from Saved by the Bell. Was in love with Kelly, bound to end up together. Sooo 90's.
Kelly: Oh my god, I love Zack Morris.
Lisa: Oh hunni, I saw him out with that other girl.
later...
Kelly: Hey Zack...
Zack: Oh, hey Kel, whats up?
Kelly slaps Zack.
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morris is my bestie bae and i love him soooooooooooooo much even though this mf my biggest hater and love to dr me i wouldn’t replace him for nobody. James is my number 1 favorite person to talk to and i feel like i can tell him any and everything I know i be boring him with my wonderful stories and be talking way too much but he always (sometimes) listens. anyway if he’s smart enough to read all of this I LOVE YOU MAMAS
who doesn’t love mani&morris
To let out a fart of such repugnant strength and smell that it can clear a space of three square miles in uder 10 seconds
"Mate you just did a D-Morris of unbelievable proportions"
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1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.
2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.
Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days
2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
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