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The state of being so prolific on the internet that your name will live forever.
Bubb Rubb attained e-mortality. But only in the morning.
- best performed on a random chic you hook up with -
During intercourse right as you bust your nut you scream "FINISH HER!!!" and put a rag soaked in chloroform on their face. Your friend who has been hiding in the closet proceeds to finish her.
"Let's go to the bar and find a chic to play The Mortal Kombat."
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The name two describe to people who obviõusly aren't together. Nor were they even friends to begin with. Usually used to describe the relationship between two men, who are most likely two years apart and were in a band together.
Random PR Member: "They were never together. They were actually Mortal Enemies believe it or not."
Other PR Member: "Obviõusly."
Person Who's Most Definitely 'Not' Louis Tomlinson: "Yeah..Yeah obviõusly."
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1) girl is going down on guy
2) guy is about to cum
3) guy screams MORTAL KOMBAT !!!
4) girl looks up to see why he screams that
5) guy cums in girls face
6) guy puts hands together, bows and says "..fatality"
7) guy laughs and probably starts running
"a chick was going down on me and just as i was about to nut, I yelled MORTAL KOMBAT. She got a facial and i said in a Darth Vader voice .... fatality"
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aggressive masterbation; playing with one's self; releashing fury of pleasure
"Ready for some mortal kombat?"
"damn, i've been playing mortal kombat all day. my hand is sore"
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