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1.Intergalatic Space faring race of Mental defectives, from the Planet Motardia. Greedy, opinionated, cowardy, and with an IQ never exceeding 98.5 They are so stupid in fact; that they muct bluntly strike their own foreheads to jump start their brains. Which are in purpetual park mode. When a hardy MEEP MEEP! is heard you know a fucking motard is nearby. 2. Brain Dead. IE See Republican party.
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The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.
These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.
Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
Have a cry motard, I need to make up some more mosturising lotion with your motard tears.
Retarded, stupid, imbecile. Combination of the word "Moron" and "Retard". Also French for "cycle". But mostly just used for dumbasses.
Man, that guy is such a motard.
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a person so incredibly gay and retarded that it needs its own word. Literally, a gay-homo-retard.
Dude, I can't believe you just shat yourself, you're such a gaymotard.
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Somebody who drives a muscle car in an obnoxious and/or illegal fashion. Derived from mopar and retard.
I got pulled over for driving my Challenger like a motard.
A piece of poop with a hair on it
He left a motard on the toilet seat, it was fucking disgusting.
Moron and retard put together
Omg that guy it’s a complete motard I swear