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The Glendale Motel

The Glendale Motel is an absolute slop hole. It is a homeless shelter in the winter and the shittiest motel in all of America. The Glendale is located in Seaside Heights, NJ. If you stay at there, you will most likely contract several diseases, including but not limited to: pink eye, ringworm, herpes, the spanish flu, gonorrhea, AIDS, anal abscess, heart failure, and sometimes even death.

It is prom weekend. The GL seniors are ready to rage and they set off for the Glendale Motel.
They never return.

THE SICKNESS IS REAL.

by Stephygirl28353 June 4, 2013

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Roach motel

When smoking a marijuana roach that gets too small to hold. You then put it burnt side up in a pipe. Preferably a glass one. And finisher off.

Dude, this roach is killing me fingers. Throw it in the roach motel. My man

by The_Zombologist February 7, 2017

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motel mattress

i person u sleeps around a lot. motel matresses get slept on a lot by a lot of different people. so a person who sleeps around with lots a people.

john: how many people have you been with?
mary: 10
john:u motel mattress

by Alyscia Goldsmith July 11, 2008

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Motel 6

The act of masturbating while others shake the bed giving the sensation of a vibrating bed. This can also be called a "Hotel 6."

My wife gave me the Motel 6 treatment yesterday because she was on her period.

by TheDirtyGoatee April 21, 2011

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roach motel

A used car dealership catering to people with bad credit. It most likely sells rattletrap older cars at inflated prices and charges exhorbitant interest rates. Buyers generally have to pay weekly or bi-weekly, as opposed to the monthly payments characteristic of legitimate lenders, and being even a few days late on a payment will trigger aggressive collections attempts and, quite possibly, repossession.

That dealership's a roach motel, avoid it at all costs.

by Peter September 29, 2005

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El Roacho motel

A dive motel in the Southwest.

Well the dope mule is down at the El Roacho motel.

by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020


hot sheet motel

a motel that lets rooms by the hour

It was so sleazy I felt like I was in a hot sheet motel.

by Jeremy Leipzig June 29, 2006

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