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Cooties.
Pubic lice.
Related to butt mites.
What Obamaites will bring to the convention in Denver.
Guy 1: Are you doing Roscoe's grandma?
Guy 2: Yea boy! Nothin's tastier than vintage grundle fromunda sprinkled with Mexican mound mites.
The contents of a port-a-potty that has not been serviced in so long that a mountain of excrement protrudes up above the seat level.
"Don't use that bank of portos up near the stage at Lollapalooza, they're all chowder mounds."
A woman that enjoys smacking the upper part of her vagina during masterbating.
I walked in on my room mate masterbating.she is a total mound pounder.
Previously known as Henman hill, Murray mound is a small hill located at The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in Wimbledon. Murray mound is next to center court and features a large TV where audiences can watch the game as it happens. Murray mound is much cheaper than getting seats in the actual courts.
Friend 1: Hey man I got a ticket for me and my girlfriend in center court!
Friend 2: Sounds good, I can't afford a court ticket so I've settled with going to Murray mound.
Flower Mound is a classy place to live. It has two high schools, Marcus High School and FMHS. However Mustang Matt has it all wrong, Marcus is the shit and 10x better than FMHS. We are better than average at sports and academics. Marcus has a big rivalry with Lewisville High school called the battle of axe. and wimpy FMHS tried to replicate that with the battle of the mound, which no one at Marcus even cares about. Most people from FMHS are spoiled, racist brats who like to do drugs, while MHS people are cooler. Flo Mo as it is called is the shit.
"Where are you from?"
"Flower Mound"
"Oh, do you go to Marcus or FMHS"
"Marcus"
"Oh okay, good, you arent a little bitch then"
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