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when a female gargles fresh arabian male cum to start the mourning and doesn't brush her teeth that day.
that bitch had a some arabian mouthwash and her breathe smelled like shit.
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When you Jizz in a cup, mix it up with some lemon juice and tell someone its lemonade.
Friend: Whats this yellow stuff on the counter?
You: Dont drink that its lemon mouthwash! Im using it on inlaws later!
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when a man jizzes in a womans mouth then pisses in it, leaving a scent reminiscent of the southern cesspool of Memphis Tennessee.
"Did you hear about Amy Winehouse?
yeah she showed up to an interview smelling like Memphis mouthwash
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A shot of vodka that is swept in the mouth from side to side and then either spat out or (usually) swallowed in the absense of toothpaste or mouthwash, or from excessive lazyness
Since I lost my toothbrush in the woods on the camping trip, I had to pull a russian mouthwash two nights in a row.
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A torture device used primarily by the mob in Philadelphia. It involves having a subject bite down on a curb and kicking the back of his head.
I gave that lil bitch a Philadelphia Mouthwash for not payin up on his cover.
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i made this one up, and i like it.
a vanilla mouthwash is a big hot load of cum, delivered into the recipients mouth with the expectation that they gargle on it. bonus points for not gagging.
"gary said that we had to leave the bar urgently, so we walked into a nearby park. next thing i knew, he sprung a nasty big vanilla mouthwash on me."
"girl, if you keep talking dirty to me, i'll have to give you a vanilla mouthwash"
"that girl a hoe - she got 4 different vanilla mouthwashes in one night"
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When your gay cousin is chewin Copenhagen mint dip and then spits it in your mouth.
Cousin, give me your famous Midland Mouthwash!
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