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Rhymes with butt-puppet, since muppets can ony animate when they have a hand up their asses.
Miss Piggy jumped up and down with glee when I shoved my hand inside her.
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1. Excellent creation of the late Jim Henson (Lat. muppetus comedyus)
Timeless comedy characters and stars of stage, screen and motion pictures. Habitat- television studios predominantly but known to inhabit, amongst other areas,: Space, Dickensian Britain and Sesame Street.
2. Bradford Bulls RLFC fan. (Lat. Muppetus fuckwitus)
Easily identifiable by common features such as hats with Bull horns, facepaints, shirts signed by players, cleft pallet, webbed toes etc. Habitat- generally found in large crater in Yorkshire resembling a land fill site. A new species of the Bradford Bulls RLFC fan recently emerged in the Keighley area of West Yorkshire in large numbers. (Lat. Muppetus gloryhuntingbastardus)
"Dad who are those strange looking people with painted faces, silly hats and mullets?"
"Muppets, son"
"Like the ones off the telly?"
"No, son. Much, much more ridiculous."
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M-ost
U-seless
P-olice
P-erson
E-ver
T-rained
PC Savage is a total MUPPET
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noun.
1. girl with blonde hair, big boobs and not one brain cell between them. usually dresses in complete supre'.
2. one who does not think for themselves.
mary-kate and ashley are the biggest muppets
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When one partner of a couple bends their dominant arm until the fist is at the chest, and proceeds to anally penetrate the other person with the elbow. Once the entire arm is in, the penetrator extends his or her arm until it is straight and the hand is sticking out of the other partners mouth.
Dude, Emily wanted me to Muppet her last night! It was amazing!
Amanda and I were Muppeting all night long last night!
I muppeted Jacob the other day, he was really good!
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someone with about as much sense and coordination as a 2 year old on heroine
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