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Septic Nark

When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)

"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."

by Peter Grandview April 1, 2008


Narks

Similar to a narc but superior in every way. They do not take the secrects or sensitve information to authorities but rather they protect people's information.

I sure can trust that Narks with my darkest secrets.

by Aussie Janitor July 13, 2021


Nark

The only work in Cameron's vocabulary , because our school is full of narks!!

Casi, your such a nark!

by Abchijj December 8, 2017


nark

a loser who ain’t shit

jarrods such a nark

by bitch i’m bloody September 21, 2018


Nark

Or narc

(n) an informant or snitch, especially related to drugs

(v) to inform upon

Short for narcotics informant. In the 1960-70s, drug users were paranoid about hangers-on who would turn them in to the authorities. Narks could be undercover narcotics officers or simply people recruited as informants.

Original usage was specific to those who gave evidence about illegal drugs. Since then, can refer to anyone who informs against others.

Don't smoke around Terry. I think he's a nark.

They told him he could get off without charges if he would nark out the others.

by Charlieq December 6, 2010


Nark

mj allstar45 (aka Ben Ruscheinski) being a tattletale to someone because he is salty.

Will: Ben in such a Nark
Trevor: Dude I know he tattled on you
Will: What a Nark

by Zac Genivine March 30, 2018


Nark

Self-absorbed asshole

That dude only cares about himself, what a nark

by Lavranish July 1, 2019