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An anime that tells the tale of a half-emo, half-demon ninja teen struggling to be accepted into society. With a concept that lame, Experts agree that it will never be welcomed by most level-headed North Americans (please note that fangirls do not fall into this category). Implied gayness and the love of slash writers was assured in the first chapter when Naruto makes out with Sasuke (who, astonishingly, is even more emo than the main character)
Legend has it that there may actually be female characters in this series. However, closer investigation has proven this to be a lie, they are actually all shemales who dressed up like girls to fuck Naruto in the ass, wich fails because he only loves boys. Any further attempts to insinuate the existence of girls in this series will be met with swift and immediate reprisal. It should also be noted that this anime has no actual Japanese martial arts, but is entirely composed of pathetic Jackie Chan imitations and poorly re-created Chinese Martial Arts.
Naruto is full of lame-ass flashbacks and retarded dialogue only to draw out the series more, and more, and more. There is the occasional fight, but in most cases they are incredibly full of shit that you might as well not even bother for watching for a decent fight. If you like whiney, emo, slow as fuck and boring shows with piss-poor dialogue and appealing to an audience of 8 year olds who have been in the womb of a drug addict, then Naruto is for you. And if it happens to be for you, please get cancer.
Oh, and Naruto is slightly less gay than Bleach
Narutard: "hey guise, check my cool leaf tribe headband!"
Normal Person1: "agh! I am blinded by its idiocy, and also cause its made of stupid shiny metal!"
Normal Person2: "goddamn Naruto fags."
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A manga that already has annoying 7 year olds flocking to it dressing up in plastic forehead protectors. going OMFG I R T3H UBER NARUT0 FAN CUZ I BOUGHT VOLIME 4. A decent anime series that still hasn't been liscensed yet and better not be liscensed by 4Kids since they suck. Want proof? Look what they did to Tokyo Mew Mew renamed Hollywood Mew Mew
OMFG I R T3H UBER NARUT0 FAN CUZ I BOUGHT VOLUME4!!!one!!shiftoneelveny!
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Naruto is a show that only a bunch of fags watch.
naruto is homo
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A show that has over 200 episodes and is gonna have much more episodes and had movies that has very long names, i mean wow very long names its like a sentence. uhh and its about some boy that has a fox(Kyuubi in Japanese or something) in his body and wants to get the fuck out and rule ze world, Naruto is also some kind of thingy i find in my ramen yum
Example-what example i dont know what a example is naruto
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A manga/anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. The manga is from November 1999 – Ongoing. The Original series
went from October 3, 2002 – February 8, 2007. It was replaced on Feburary 15, 2007 with Naruto Shippuuden (Or Shippuden however you wanna say it).
Twelve years before the events at the focus of the series, the nine-tailed demon fox attacked Konohagakure. Powerful enough to raise tsunamis and flatten mountains with a swish of one of its tails, it raised chaos and slaughtered many people, until the leader of the Leaf Village – the Fourth Hokage – sacrificed his own life to seal the demon inside a newly-born child, Naruto Uzumaki. The Fourth Hokage, who was celebrated as a hero for sealing the demon fox away, wanted Naruto to be respected in a similar light by being the containment vessel for the demon fox. The Leaf Village, however, shunned him, regarding Naruto as if he were the demon fox itself and mistreated him throughout most of his childhood. A decree made by the Third Hokage forbid anyone to discuss or mention the attack of the demon fox to anyone, even their own children. However, this did not stop them from treating him like an outcast and as a result he grew up an orphan without friends, family, or acknowledgment. He could not force people to befriend him, so he sought acknowledgment and attention the only way he knew – through pranks and mischief.
(AND THAT ALL HAPPENED IN JUST THE FIRST EPISODE!!! xD Well the prolouge atleast o_O)
Quotes From Naruto:
Kakashi Hatake: Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.
Sakura: NARUTO RUN... YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED.
Kakashi Hatake: Too late... Konoha's hidden village secret taijutsu technique
*sticks fingers in Naruto's butt*
Kakashi Hatake: ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!
Naruto Uzumaki: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Naruto Uzumaki: *When Naruto falls for an obvious trap and is struggling about. Kakashi is telling him that a ninja must see through deception* I get it I get it!
Kakashi: No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?
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A very gay anime t.v. show that only faggots seem to like.
Hey you emo queer stop watching Naruto.
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a young boy that wants to become a ninja...and is accompanied by his "friends." An easy way to remember them is by color:
Naruto: orange
Sasuke: blue
Sakura: pink
naruto is only as good as his ramen!
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