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A Nasal Blasm is when you are about to sneeze, and someone says or does something that makes you look up and accidentally sneeze directly into their face.
Bob- "Hey, Bill"
Bill- ::startled sneeze in Bob's facehole::
Bill- "...Sorry about the nasal blasm, dude. Did you want something?"
Bob- "...Maybe a tissue and a bottle of bleach."
Nasal play constitutes as any variety of foreplay pertaining to the nose or nasal cavity. Includes, but is not limited to, sucking, licking, picking, diddling, and so on.
Roy asked Corinne if she wouldn’t mind sucking on that sweet little Peruvian nose because he was down for some nasal play tonight, baybay.
Where you use your nose to balance or hold things with....
Fern Cotton has big nostrils, NOT AS BIG AS MINE THO!!!
These bad boys can do anything... :D
50p Up the Left n 2x2p coins in tha other....
Nasal Olympics...
Clipper lighter in both nostrils...
The space where safe nose-picking occurs.
Scotty, "Did you hear about Dave?"
Corey, "Yeah man, he was digging for gold past the nasal vestibule and gave himself a bloody nose."
People who can smell the tiniest little atomic trace of weed
John : Shit man , my probation officer smelt the weed i smoked a few nights ago ...
Marc : fucking nasal ninjas
The sound made in the English words with the ''-ing'' suffix. In most accents this sound is also used in ''sing'', ''ring'', ''morning'',
''bring'', ''bang'', ''song'', ''rung'',''sting'', ''string'',
''greeting'' etc. But in my Scots dialect they are pronounced with a uvular nasal distinct from the velar nasal.
In Scots the ''ng'' sound in ''morning'' is different from the ''ng'' sound in ''morning
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Someone who has not had sex through the nasal passages.
Johnny--"Are you a nasal Virgin?"
Mary--"Yep. I don't think anyone isn't."
Johnny--"Yeah, who would want to?"
Mary--"No one."
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