NFT

A new word used by 4chan against black people. Its full form is "ni***rs for trade" .

4channer :" If I see one NFT in a store, I won't even go in"

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NFT

An expensive fake receipt, typically for a procedurally-generated digital image of something stupid and paid for with cryptocurrency. Short for “non-fungible token.”

Incidentally, they somehow have alarmingly large carbon footprints.

“I hope you die.”
“Pff, yeah, whatever.”
“…And I hope your favourite artist starts releasing NFTs.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!”

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NFT Magazine

NFT Magazine also known as non-fungible token magazine is the world's leading news source of NFT Alpha on the web for non-fungible token investors to access the latest NFT, cryptocurrency, blockchain news, and market updates.

NFT Mag is a magazine founded in 2021 by JetSet, TheBlondeJon and Joey Sendz.

Joey Sendz: Yo bro we should start a NFT Magazine and talk about monkey jpeg pictures. What do you think?

Josh King Madrid: Yooo bro I’m down let’s freaking do it. Who should we put on the front cover bro?

TheBlondeJon: I got it!

JoeySendz: who?

TheBlondeJon: $c@m B@nkrun-Fr@ud HAHAH! Just kidding… ahahah but seriously let’s throw some bored apes on nft magazine one time

Everyone: *bust into laughing*

JetSet: That was a Good one. I’m down to put bored ape monkey jpegs on nftmagazine com

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NFT bro

An NFT bro is a scammer who thinks he is smart, quirky, and funny for making a billion dollars off some shitty furry art from a character customizer or stolen art.

Non fuckable token brothers tend to inspire each other to buy and be obnoxious.

The only way to defeat him is by screenshotting his nft or saving it.

You're an NFT bro, opinion discarded.

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Physical NFT

Shit you buy at the fucking store

Bought a physical NFT of Skittles at 7/11.

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Murder by NFTs

When someone kills or poisons their parent or grandparent or sibling who owns a collection of coveted or dear Non-Fungible Tokens in the hope of acquiring it.

The judge needed more time to sentence the criminal, because the murder by NFTs case was a first of its kind among a number of trials involving cryptocurrencies.

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nft artist

NFT artists cannot draw anything other than ugly ass monkey NFTs. Then they will promote it to crypto nerds who gobble that shit up

Bozo: I am going to grow up to be an NFT artist
Hank Breaking Bad: Dies of cringe