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The nightmare that continues when you wake up. Or real-life has become nightmarish.
When Kyle was sent to prison his life became a waking nightmare, he was so pretty.
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Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.
It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."
kid2: "Depends... what?"
kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"
kid2: "Done."
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Man the toilets had a case of the toilets nightmare last night.
The evil version of princess luna from mlp
Twilight and princess celestia: luna you have to control yourself or you'll destroy the castle!
Nightmare moon: Luna? I'm nightmare moon! And my only mission is to destroy you!
The after effects of a wet dream, when you wake up and have to peel your underwear off of your package like a band-aid. If you sleep naked, it's the same thing except your penis is trying to plant itself on your sheets like a seed taking root.
I had the hottest dream last night, but when I woke up it was more of a dry nightmare because I couldn't get my boxers off my cock.
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"Look at that Paris Hilton! She's a sniper's nightmare!"
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A sweet ass addon pack for Red Dead Redemption to be released on Oct. 26th for PS3 and Xbox 360, it features the four horses of the apocalypse, zombie classes, like bruisers, and a L4D like spitter, and... zombie wildlife and you won't believe this, but sasquatch, John Marstons wife as an exorcist like creature, you play as an un-zombiefied Marston who has to find a cure. Get it if you have RDR
Me: Hey man, did you hear Undead Nightmare is out today?
Friend: Really? When we get home, we should buy and download it, then we can save the town of Blackwater from zombies!!
Me: A'ight, lets go!
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