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When fucking a girl from behind at the Mexican border, the man grabs the electric fence as he ejaculates; sending the electric current into the woman's body.
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In the event that the Mexican border is unavailable, simply stick a battery in a girls ass and fuck her from behind while wearing a sombrero.
Guy 1: Hey man, you score last night?
Guy 2: Damn right I did hommes, totally gave her the electric hernandez!
Guy 1: (nods) Like a boss...
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Back-woodsy way of saying electrolytes
The doctor said my electric lights were low and I need to take a potassium supplement.
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Electric Wizard is a stoner doom metal band from Dorset, England that formed in 1993 . The bands lead singer and guitarist is Jus Oborn . The bands current members are jus's wife Liz Buckingham (guitar) . Shaun Rutter (drums) and Tas Danazoglou (bass) The band has come out with 7 albums and a handful of Eps and singles . Electric wizard is the heaviest band in the universe and most of there songs are about drugs Satan, cults, HP lovecraft books and the occult . The bands albums Dopethrone and come Come My Fanatics are land marks for the whole stoner metal seen but some of the bands best work is seen in there album Witchcult today . For that matter Electric wizard is the greatest metal band there is and also the heaviest
electric wizard fan 1 (hey that asshole over there is playing coldplay)
electric wizard fan 2 (Goddamn it give me your copy of let us prey )
*cold play fan starts to cry and shit himself *
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"Electric Sheep is a collaborative abstract artwork founded by Scott Draves. It's run by thousands of people all over the world, and can be installed on any ordinary PC or Mac. When these computers "sleep", the Electric Sheep comes on and the computers communicate with each other by the internet to share the work of creating morphing abstract animations known as "sheep". The result is a collective "android dream", an homage to Philip K. Dick's novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep."
tl;dr A screen saver program.
"Golly, that screensaver sure is swell!"
"Wel gosh, thanks. It's Electric Sheep."
"TIMMY'S STUCK IN THE WELL"
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Something that should not be urinated on.
When nature's callin' don't be stallin'
Use your common sense.
Before you let it flow find a place to go, just Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence!
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n. A fart with a lot of juice in it.
Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety please stand back; I'm ready to release an electric fart here.
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